Warning: Time-Traveling with a Toaster is Serious Business
Before embarking on your next adventure through the timestream, make sure you've read and understood these guidelines.
Frequently Asked Questions
- What is Time Traveling with a Toaster?
- Toaster Maintenance Schedule
- Chrono-Toast Hazards: What to Watch Out For
Key Safety Guidelines
- Always wear protective eyewear when operating the toaster.
- Keep a fire extinguisher nearby, but not too nearby.
- Never attempt to travel back in time with a half-empty bagel.
- Respect local bread cultures and customs.
Additional Resources