In a shocking turn of events, Toaster Priest Cade was called to trial for his alleged involvement in the "Toasting of the Sacred Waffles." The trial, which was held in the depths of the "Land of the Unholy Toast," was a spectacle to behold. Cade's toaster was said to have reached temperatures of up to 450 degrees Fahrenheit, leaving a trail of crispy, golden-brown destruction in its wake.
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