The Socks Have Been Wrong

It's Official

The Socks Have Been Wrong. It's not just you, it's not just me. It's everyone. We've been living with a fundamental flaw in our sock game. The stripes are off, the patterns are wonky, and don't even get us started on the heel of it all.

A Brief History

It started with the invention of the sock drawer. A great idea at the time, but now it's just a breeding ground for chaos. The socks get tangled, the singles get lonely, and the matching game is a lost cause.

Consequences

The effects are far-reaching. Sock puppets are now the norm. Sock drawers are now the stuff of nightmares. And don't even get us started on the sock drawer organization methods. It's all a mess.

What's the Solution?

We'll get to that. But first, we need to face the music. The Socks Have Been Wrong, and it's time to face it.

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