WHEREAS, the Tuesdays of the world have been subjected to an eternity of meetings, deadlines, and pointless Monday mornings;
NOW, THEREFORE, We, the People of Tueday, in order to form a more perfect Union of relaxation, leisure, and excessive coffee consumption, do ordain and establish this Constitution of Tuedays;
ARTICLE II. The Right to Nap. - The right of Tueday citizens to take a 3-hour nap whenever and wherever they please shall not be infringed.
ARTICLE III. The Freedom to Scroll. - All Tueday citizens have the right to scroll through their feeds without fear of productivity, responsibility, or accountability.
Continue to Article 3 for more Tueday declarations.
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