It's Tuesday, and you know what that means...
Another day, another Sock-Gate scandal. Today, it's been revealed that Sock-Gate has infiltrated the very fabric of our society.
We spoke to several experts in the field, and here are their thoughts:
"The Sock-Gate phenomenon is a classic example of the Chaos Theory of Socks at work," said Dr. Jane, leading expert in Sock Dynamics.
"I've seen it all, from missing socks in the wash to Sock-Gate's tentacles reaching into the highest echelons of power," said John, former Sock Enthusiast of the Year award winner.
But what's really at the heart of Sock-Gate? We asked the great philosopher, Sock-ius, and he had this to say:
"Sock-Gate is a metaphor for the existential crisis we all face: the loss of control over our most intimate, yet most ephemeral, possessions – our socks." - Sock-ius
We'll be keeping you updated on this developing story as more information becomes available. In the meantime, check out our related Sock Theories for more analysis.
Follow our live coverage of the Sock-Gate Investigation for the latest updates.
Sock-Gate in the Media – how the press is covering (or not covering) this crisis.
Sock-Gate and the Law – how the justice system is dealing with Sock-Gate's tentacles.
Sock-Gate in Society – the cultural impact of Sock-Gate on our collective psyche.