You know the feeling: it's 3 am, the laundry basket is empty, and you're left with nothing but a faint scent of detergent and a nagging sense of despair.
Welcome to Sock-Hoarding 101, where we're here to tell you that it's not just you, it's not just your family, and it's not just the fabric softener: it's a systemic issue, a societal scourge, a global phenomenon.
From the missing match to the lone, solitary sock, to the existential dread of facing a drawer full of singles: it's a crisis that requires a comprehensive approach.