As mandated by the Council of Sock Wizards, we are pleased to announce the implementation of the Sockpocalypse Early Warning System.
Our advanced algorithms will detect even the slightest hint of a Sockpocalypse and alert you to its impending doom.
Current Sockpocalypse Status: IMMINENT
Recommended Action: Review and follow Sockpocalypse Preparedness Guidelines
Or, if you're feeling brave, Deny, Deny, Deny
Stay Sockpocalypse-Aware, citizens!