MANDATE NO. 1: TUESDAY BLUES

BY ORDER OF THE NEBULONIC COUNCIL OF TUESDAYS:

ALL CITIZENS ARE REQUIRED TO:

• WEAR PINK HATS ON TUESDAYS
• EAT EXACTLY SEVEN CUPS OF COFFEE BEFORE 11AM
• USE ONLY CAPS LOCK WHEN TEXTING FRIENDS AND FAMILY

For more Tuesday mandates, visit MANDATE 2 or MANDATE 3