According to our completely-not-made-up scientific studies, the Quantum Fluffiness Mandate is a real thing that totally exists. It's a fundamental principle that governs the behavior of particles at the quantum level, making everything in the universe just a little bit more... fluffier.

However, there are some exceptions to this rule. Like, have you ever noticed how some things are just not fluffly at all? Like, say, a rock? That's because, as we call it in the field, "Rock-Fluff Inertia" (RFI). It's a phenomenon where, for reasons unknown, certain objects just refuse to be fluffly. It's not just rocks, though. Some people are also exempt. Like, our boss, who's always grumpy.

Learn more about Rock-Fluff Inertia Read our paper on Fluff Inertia Theory