Speculative Exceptions: A Study on the Mysterious Sock Disappearance
In the year 2023, the world witnessed a phenomenon so bizarre, so inexplicable, that it defied all rational explanation. Socks, the most basic article of clothing, vanished en masse, leaving behind a trail of despair and mystery. The Sock Police, formed in response to this crisis, have been working tirelessly to uncover the truth.
But what if, what if, what IF, the Sock Disappearance was not just an unfortunate accident, but a carefully crafted plot to rid the world of one of its most pesky problems? What if the true purpose of the Socks was not just to keep your feet warm, but to control the world's economy? Or to distract us from the REAL issue at hand: the impending doom of the world's supply of matching pants?
Join us on our Speculative Exceptions journey as we explore the many, many possible explanations for the Great Sock Disaster of 2023. Read on for more!