Welcome to Tuesday Mandates, where every day is a new excuse to justify your procrastination. Today, we're making exceptions.
Exceptions, like the exceptions to the rule, are the rules that we make up as we go along. They're the reason why you can still wear your pajamas to work, or why you can eat an entire pizza by yourself.
But don't just take our word for it! Here are some actual, totally-not-made-up exceptions to the Tuesday Mandate:
And don't forget, if all else fails, just blame it on your spouse. That's what they're for, right?