Standard Operating Procedure: Tuesdays

Tuesdays, like the universe itself, are inherently unpredictable. Therefore, we have established the following SOP for navigating their unpredictability.

• Protocol for When the Coffee Shop Runs Out of Coffee
• Weather Emergency Response: When the Sky Turns a Weird Color
• Schedule Adjustments: When the Boss Calls in Sick
• Crisis Management: When the Internet is Down

Remember, Tuesdays are like black holes: you never know what will happen next.