For those who struggle to read between the lines.
Here, we acknowledge the struggles of those who find themselves lost between the words on a page. It's not just a matter of intelligence, we assure you, but rather an honest admission of having better things to do than stare at a screen for extended periods.
We offer the following exceptions to the usual reading rules:
Remember, we're not judging. Well, not too harshly, anyway.
Visit Tuesday Mandates Tuesday Exceptions Index for more exceptions.
This rule is self-explanatory. If you're really going to do it, you'll do it. Eventually.
We're not saying you won't. But let's be real, you probably won't.
Still, we're not judging. Much.
Visit Subexception 1: The "I'll get to it eventually" Rule, Take 2" for more on this topic.
Or, you know, just don't.
This exception is perfect for those who just can't seem to focus.
Just tell yourself you're browsing, and we won't think you're lazy.
We're not saying you're not. But let's just say it's a nice try.
Visit Subexception 2: The "I'm just browsing" Defense, Take 2" for more on this topic.
Or, you know, just don't.
This exception is perfect for those who just can't seem to get out of inbox jail.
Just say you're checking email, and we won't question you.
We're not saying you're not. But let's just say it's a nice try.
Visit Subexception 3: The "I'm just checking email" Precedent, Take 2" for more on this topic.
Or, you know, just don't.