Irregular Tuesdays: Tea Ranting 101

Chapter 1: The Art of Properly Complaining

A guide to the perfect blend of bitter and saccharine

Tea ranting is an ancient art, one that requires finesse, precision, and a healthy dose of disdain.

Step 1: Choose your tea.

• Earl Grey: for those who still cling to the past
• English Breakfast: for the unrefined and unapologetic
• Chai: for the pretentious and overcaffeinated

Step 2: Select your target.

• The barista who got your order wrong
• The inconsiderate coworker who ate the last donut
• The neighbor who parks in front of your house

Step 3: Craft your rant.

Learn more about crafting the perfect rant in Tea Ranting 202