Procrastination is an art form, really. It requires skill, dedication, and a healthy dose of rationalization. You see, when you're doing nothing, you're not really doing nothing, you're just... conserving energy for more important tasks. Like watching cat videos.
And don't even get me started on the importance of "researching" topics that aren't actually related to your work. It's all about gathering information, you know. Like, have you seen the intricacies of Reddit's r/dogsoftheday? Mind-boggling.
But, let's be real, sometimes you just need to take a break. And that's where the art of procrastination comes in. It's like meditation, but with more scrolling.