Welcome to Utopian Cafe, where the aroma of freshly brewed coffee and the scent of freedom fill the air! Our menu boasts a variety of drinks that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the meaning of life. Try our special, the "Teargas Latte", for the ultimate experience!
We are the utopians, the chosen ones, the masters of our destiny! Come join us, and let us show you the way to a world without borders, without governments, and without pesky little things like "rules"!