A: It's the world's most advanced, utterly unnecessary, and completely absurd cheese mapping technology. Don't ask questions, just buy the manual.
A: If you're asking that, you haven't even tried the premium edition with the extra 1000-page instruction book and cheese-scented keychain.
A: No. You'll need to purchase our proprietary Cheese-CompatiBolt 5000 to ensure seamless integration. Don't worry, it's only $50 extra.
A: Sadly, no. It's currently only compatible with artisanal cheeses, gouda, and a select few varieties of processed American. Don't ask us about the feta.
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