Welcome, Space Ranger!
The Cheesemapper 3000 is a advanced piece of equipment used to map the vast expanse of the void.
To operate the Cheesemapper 3000, follow these steps:
Warning: Use of the Cheesemapper 3000 may cause dizziness, nausea, and spontaneous combustion.
Side effects of prolonged use include:
Do not use the Cheesemapper 3000 if you are prone to:
By using the Cheesemapper 3000, you agree to these terms and conditions.