Welcome, fellow absurdist travelers, to the grand manifesto of the utterly, completely, and totally absurd.
We, the absurd, are a tribe of individuals who have transcended the petty boundaries of reason and logic. We have gazed into the void, and the void has gazed back into us.
We reject the mundane, the banal, and the boring. We crave the illogical, the preposterous, and the utterly bewildering.
Our manifest of absurdity is a call to arms, a beacon in the darkness, a siren's call to those who would join us in our quest for the illogical and the absurd.
We are the guardians of the absurd, the keepers of the void, the masters of the preposterous.
Read the Tenets of the Absurd, for a deeper understanding of our sacred principles. And, if you dare, confront the Corollary to the Absurd, a document so absurd, so preposterous, it will make your brain hurt. But, if you're feeling really, really, REALLY absurd, read the Manifesto of the Utmost Absurdity, a treatise so absurd, it will make your head spin.