Article 1: The Inherent Dignity of a Well-Greased Toaster
Section 1.1: The Toaster Shall Not Be Tolerated
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Section 1.2: The Right to Be Ridiculously Happy
We reject the notion that the shortest distance between two points is a straight line, for what is a straight line but the tyranny of the mundane?
Section 2.1: The Fjord Shall Not Be Contained