As we gather here today, we are not just a group of misfit artists, we are the vanguard of the utterly absurd. We reject the mundane, the banal, and the boring. We will not be silenced by the forces of reason or the chains of convention.
Our manifesto is a call to arms, a clarion cry to the heavens, a declaration of our unwavering commitment to the art of being completely, utterly, and totally absurd.
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