As members of the Void Squad, we understand that sometimes the most inconvenient thing in the universe is not the end of the world, but rather the constant struggle of dealing with socks that have become inflated beyond all reasonable proportions.
For too long, we have suffered the slings and arrows of out-of-control socks, threatening to burst forth like a Technicolor nightmare at any moment, sending us tumbling to the ground in a tangled heap of nylon and cotton.
Appendix B: The Sock-Sworn Pledge Appendix C: Sock-Induced Trauma Support Group Appendix D: The Sock-Hiding Techniques of the Masters