Antimatter Wool: The Fabric of Chaos

Woven from the very fabric of reality, antimatter wool is not for the faint of heart.

It's like regular matter, but, you know, opposite.

Antimatter Wool: Because your socks should repel, not attract.

Learn more about our knitting techniques

Safety Precautions: Because you might just explode

Or Frequently Asked Questions (F.A.Q.)

Or Buy our Antimatter Wool products (carefully, they might just destroy your closet)

And, of course, Why Not to Buy Antimatter Wool (spoiler: your cat will hate you)