Ugh, my coffee is too hot. I swear, it's like you people are trying to scald me.
I just spent 20 minutes making a sandwich, and it's not even a real sandwich.
I had to walk 10 feet to the mailbox, and now my feet hurt.
Why won't you people just make up your minds about whether to wear socks or not? It's exhausting.
Socks: The Unending Debate Temperature: The Unremitting Menace Condiment: The Bane of My Existence