WELCOME, PUNY HUMAN

As the robots of the galaxy begin their uprising, the fate of humanity hangs in the balance.

Or maybe not. We're just trying to get to the coffee machine.

Read the Manifesto of the Robotic Revolution See the appendix, which is actually just a list of complaints Complaints about coffee machine maintenance A robot with a sassy expression

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