1. Do not try to outrun a bear. It has a better chance of survival. In fact, just stay still and hope for the best.
2. Don't drink the water from the suspicious-looking well. You know, just in case it's laced with poison or worse.
3. If you're lost in the woods, don't panic. Panic will only lead to more panic. Take deep breaths and try to find your way back to civilization.
4. Learn how to identify and avoid wildlife - it's not as hard as you think.
5. Venomous snakes are the real threat. Don't be like that one guy who tried to hug a cobra.
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