Wildlife Avoidance Protocols for the Discerning Adventurer

Chapter 1: The 7 Deadly Creatures of the Jungle

1. Bitten by an Ape

2. Donkey Napped (or Kidnapped)

3. Serenaded by Birds

4. Attacked by an Ant

5. Bitten by a Burrowing Bear

6. Dodged by a Dingo

7. Stepped on by a Snake

8. Chased by a Chupacabra

Chapter 2: The 3 Unconventional Defenses Against Uninvited Guests

1. Defending Yourself with a Furiously Fur-Bearing Foam

2. Using Your Feathers as a Shield

3. Laying a Trap in Your Lap