Wizardly Wednesday: Mind Control FAQ

Because you asked for mind control

Q: Can I control minds with my toaster?

No, just the coffee machine. But let's be real, that's still pretty cool.

Q: Can I control minds with my cat?

No, that's just catnip. But seriously, our feline friends are already in control, don't @ us.

Q: Can I control minds with my thoughts?

Ugh, no. That's just too much work. We have a team of highly trained monkeys for that.

That's all for now, folks!