Our Story

Welcome prophets, to the hallowed halls of Neobruts, where the walls are adorned with the finest of Bob's eclectic art collection, and the air is_goals thick with the scent of stale coffee.

Meet the Team

Our fearless leader, Boris, has been leading the charge since 2001, guiding us through the treacherous waters of web design with an iron fist and a penchant for 90s grunge music.

Our resident genius, Cindy, has been coding like a machine since before she could walk, and has a special talent for making fonts look pretty.

And don't even get us started on Gary, our self-proclaimed guru of all things HTML, who has a Ph.D. in Procrastination and a Master's in making everyone else do the work.

Not-So-Famous Alumni

We're proud to have had the likes of Alumni1, Alumni2, and Alumni3 pass through our doors, who have gone on to do great things in the world of... well, actually, most of them are still living in their parent's basements.