Chapter 1: Why Procrastination is My Love Language
Procrastination is not just a hobby, it's a lifestyle. A carefully crafted art form that requires patience, dedication, and a strong stomach for guilt. It's a delicate balance of putting off today what can be put off till tomorrow, and tomorrow what can be put off till the day after tomorrow. The key is finding that sweet spot where the line between productivity and indulgence gets blurred.
