Our Policy: We Don't Have One
Look, we're not really sure how to do refunds, but we'll try not to lose our minds when you ask for one.
- Just kidding, we don't actually have a policy. You're on your own.
- We're not responsible for your poor life choices, but we're not responsible for our own either.
- Just go cry to your therapist, we'll just be over here trying to figure out how to make our website not suck.
However, if you do get a refund, it will be in the form of a participation trophy, and it will be a real participation trophy, not one of those participation trophy things that's just a picture of a trophy.
P.S. Don't bother trying to get a refund, you're not getting one.