Section 2, Subsection 4: The Department of Red Tape's Greatest Hits

Where the forms are lengthy and the answers are brief.

Subsection 4.1: The Art of Procrastination

We specialize in creating the perfect bureaucratic delay. Our experts will guide you through the maze of paperwork, ensuring that your application is stuck in neutral for weeks to come.

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Subsection 4.2: The Department of Red Tape's Greatest Hits

A collection of our most notable cases:

The time we delayed a project for 5 years due to a missing comma.
The great stapler jam of 2018, where our stapler jammed for 3 weeks.
The infamous "lost" folder incident, where we misplaced a folder for 6 months.

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