Minister Mike's Policy Papercut Page

Where policy ideas come to die.

Or at least, they try to.

Here's a collection of Mike's most questionable policy decisions:

• Policy Papercut 1: The Great Cheese Subsidy
• Policy Papercut 2: Mandatory Jell-O
• Policy Papercut 3: National Bureaucratic Day

Warning: do not try to make sense of these policies. Your brain might hurt.

Or, you know, just read the fine print.

Or, you know, just don't.