1. Bistro Blazing Sausages - 10/10
A culinary experience that will make you question your life choices. Sausages are served in a variety of flavors, including 'Spicy', 'Mild', and 'Totally Not Mild Enough'.
2. The Daily Grind - 9.5/10
A place where you can get a coffee and a pastry for exactly 4 dollars, because who needs profit margins?
3. The Saucy Spoon - 9/10
A restaurant where every dish is served with an extra helping of regret, because why not?
4. The Fries Before Guys - 8.5/10
A place where the fries are cooked to a perfect crisp, but the service is a bit...crunchy.
5. The Breakfast Club - 8/10
A place where the waffles are always a good idea, but the pancakes are just there.
Disclaimer: Ratings are subjective and based on the reviewer's personal experiences, which are also subjective. Do not take them as fact, or at all.