Contact

We're not really here, but if you must contact us:

• Send us your existential crisis in a file.
• Send us your existential crisis as HTML.
• Send us your existential crisis as a PDF, but let's be real, we won't read it.

If you have a legitimate question, don't. We have an FAQ that we'll never update: /SausageOfPower/manifesto/faq

Or just don't. We're not really here.