We are frequently asked to explain the intricacies of the Sea Said What.
Sea Said What is a mystical phenomenon where the ocean whispers secrets to the wind, and the wind carries them to our ears. It's like a sea shanty, but not actually a song.
Sea Said HowWe are frequently asked how to listen to the Sea Said What, but the answer remains elusive.
It's not like we're asking how to breathe, or how to eat a sandwich. No, it's much harder than that.
Sea Said WhatWe are frequently asked to explain the Sea Said What in relation to other things that aren't actually related at all.
Sea Said What isn't like a pizza topping, or a type of cheese.
Sea Said Not At AllWe are frequently asked to explain the lack of relation between Sea Said What and other things.
It's like trying to explain the meaning of life, but with more sea.
Sea Said What ElseAnd that's all for now. Maybe.
If you have any other questions, feel free to ask, but don't expect us to answer.
Or, you know, just go away.
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