Emergency Procedures for Teleportation Users

When you find yourself in a situation where you've been teleported to a different dimension, follow these steps:

1. Disorientation: You Feel Like You're on a Merry-Go-Round
2. Unfamiliar Furniture: Don't Eat the Glitter
3. Unreliable Narratives: Question Everything, Especially the Guidebook
4. Teleportation-Induced Amnesia: Forgetting Your Name, Address, or How to Get Home
5. Gravity Differences: You're Walking on Ceiling