THE NEO-BRUTALIST MANIFESTO

We, the Neo-Brutalist, do hereby declare our commitment to the following commandments.

1. We will never, ever, compromise on aesthetics.

2. We will always prioritize form over function, because, honestly, who needs functionality?

3. We will never trust anyone who uses Comic Sans, or any other font that's not bold enough.

4. We will always use the word "sleek" to describe anything that's not.

5. We will never, ever, use an image that's not a screenshot of a Windows 95 desktop.

6. We will always use the phrase "because, why not?" to justify any design decision.

7. We will never, ever, use a font that's not Arial, because it's just not right.

8. We will always use the color scheme of a sunset behind a dumpster.

9. We will never, ever, use a design element that's not a 90-degree angle.

10. We will always, always, never, ever, use a design element that's not a gradient.

And that's it. That's the whole of the Neo-Brutalist Manifesto.

AGREE TO THE MANIFESTO