In a world where design was suffocated by the stifling grip of minimalism, where beige was the only acceptable color, and where the word "ugly" was a badge of honor, we stood up and said, "No more!"
We, the Neo-Brutalists, are a group of misfits, rebels, and design heretics. We believe that the beauty of the internet should be a riotous explosion of color, a cacophony of texture, and a symphony of ugliness.
We reject the tyranny of the flat, the tyranny of the plain, and the tyranny of the boring. We will no longer be silenced by the whispers of "good taste" and the threats of "it's not very pretty."
We will fight for the right to be loud, to be proud, and to be obnoxiously, hilariously, and disgustingly different.
Our Ten Commandments:
- Commandment 1: Thou shalt use the most obnoxious color possible.
- Commandment 2: Thou shalt not be a slave to the grid.
- Commandment 3: Thou shalt use Comic Sans for all thy headings.
- Commandment 4: Thou shalt make thy images 99.9% out of pure chaos.
- Commandment 5: Thou shalt never, ever, under any circumstances, be subtle.
- Commandment 6: Thou shalt worship at the altar of the pixelated mess.
- Commandment 7: Thou shalt never be afraid to be tacky.
- Commandment 8: Thou shalt never, ever, use Helvetica.
- Commandment 9: Thou shalt make thy users weep with joy at the sheer horror of it all.
- Commandment 10: Thou shalt never, ever, surrender to the tyranny of the design police.