Commandment 1: Thou Shalt Not Create Unnecessary Bureaucracy

Because, honestly, who needs more paperwork?

Commandment 2: Thou Shalt Not Engage in Fruitless Debate

Discussions shall only be had if they lead to actual progress.

Commandment 3: Thou Shalt Not Hoard All the Good Coffee Cups

Share, lest thou want to be known as a coffee cup tyrant.

Commandment 4: Thou Shalt Not Complain About the Weather

It's either going to rain or not rain; make the most of it.

Commandment 5: Thou Shalt Not Use the Term "Synergy"

It's a buzzword; stop trying to impress us.

Commandment 6: Thou Shalt Not Forget the Joy of Doing Nothing

Take a walk, enjoy the quiet, and for the love of all things good, put your phone away.

Commandment 7: Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor's Lawn

We're watching you...

Commandment 8: Thou Shalt Not Engage in Unseemly Self-Promotion

Humility is a virtue, especially when it comes to your own accomplishments.

Commandment 9: Thou Shalt Not Forget to Turn Off Thy Phone

Commandment 10: Thou Shalt Not Take Ourselves Too Seriously

We're all in this together, so let's not get too carried away with our own importance.

And so, our glorious utopia comes to a close.

Or does it?

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