1. We are the real MVPs.

We are the ones who decide what's allowed and what's not. Don't even think about it.

We reserve the right to be as arbitrary as we feel.

Exceptions

We're not entirely heartless. There are some things we allow.

Exceptions include:

• Occasional outbursts of creativity
• Sporadic displays of original thought
• Brief moments of genuine humor

Rules

Don't even think about it.

Rules include:

• Don't be a troll
• Don't be a spammer
• Don't be a robot
• Don't be a duplicate poster

Clarifications

Because who knows what we're really talking about

We're not really sure either.

Ask us, we'll make something up.

Contact Us

Don't bother, we're not listening.

But if you must:

Send us a strongly worded letter, written in 6 point font, on a piece of scrap paper, and we might, just might, respond with a form letter.