The Rules of This Utterly Unpredictable and Unreliable Office

Rule 1: Do not, I repeat, DO NOT, ask me to fetch you a sandwich. Read more

Rule 2: If it's 3 PM, I'm not on my break, I'm just resting my eyes for 20 minutes to recover from the existential crisis of having to deal with you. Read more

Rule 3: Do not, I repeat, DO NOT, touch the coffee machine. Read more

Rule 4: If you're not paying attention, you will probably get fired. Read more

Rule 5: The stapler is for emergencies only. Do not use it to hold up your pants. Read more