By the power vested in me, I, Bossman, hereby declare the following as absolute truth:
1. Coffee is the source of all productivity, without it, all shall fall into chaos.
2. The optimal number of meetings is exactly three. Any more, and the attendees shall spontaneously combust.
3. The only acceptable form of exercise is running away from meetings, and the only acceptable form of rest is binge-watching cat videos.
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