The Inefficiency Manifesto

Our team's mission is to create the most convoluted and inefficient systems imaginable.

This is achieved through:

• Excessive meetings
• Multiple revisions of the same project
• Overly complex solutions for simple problems
• Unnecessary paperwork

By following this manifesto, we will:

• Waste countless hours
• Drive our colleagues mad
• Produce subpar work
• Justify it with endless reports

Hyperlinks to our team's favorite excuses:

Inefficiency-4 | Inefficiency-5

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try:

Inefficiency-6 | Inefficiency-7

We're currently on Inefficiency-3, but who's counting?