Misty Mistake here. The one and only. The web's most elusive content creator. I've got the skills, I've got the style, and I've got the questionable life choices. My personal website is a shrine to my own greatness, where the only thing more plentiful than my ego is my mistakes.
Here, you can find the most up-to-date and completely-made-up information about myself and my many accomplishments. It's like a digital museum, but instead of art, I've got half-remembered anecdotes and poorly Photoshopped selfies.
Want to learn more about my illustrious history? Click here for the completely fabricated and utterly thrilling tale of how I became the web's most elusive content creator.