We start by creating an environment of confusion and chaos, where the lines between reality and madness are blurred.
This allows us to think outside the box and push the boundaries of conventional thinking.
Our team members are encouraged to question authority, challenge the status quo, and occasionally question the fabric of space and time.
Read on for the next phase: "Step 2: Unbridled Caffeine and Unrelenting Noise"
We fuel our minds with an endless supply of caffeine and surround ourselves with an cacophony of noise.
This allows us to tap into our inner child, unleash our creative energies, and tap dance on the conference table.
Our team members are encouraged to wear funny hats and make loud, unnecessary announcements.
Read on for the next phase: "Step 3: Unbridled Caffeine and Unrelenting Noise 2: Electric Boogaloo"
We take the chaos to the next level, introducing electric boogaloo into the mix.
Our team members start to spontaneously combust, only to be revived by an on-site espresso machine.
We are the masters of our own destiny, and the destiny of others.
Read on for the next phase: "Step 4: The Inevitable Sing-along"
We break into spontaneous song and dance, our voices and limbs moving in perfect harmony.
Our team members are one with the universe, their individuality lost in the collective joy of the sing-along.
The world is ours, and we are the world.
Read on for the next phase: "Step 5: The Inevitable Hug-Off"
We take the sing-along to a whole new level, embracing each other with unbridled enthusiasm.
Our team members are one, our differences lost in the sea of love and acceptance.
The hug-off is a time of great celebration, a moment of pure joy.
And that's when... we do it all again.