We, at "Bureaucratic Red Tape Inc.", hold the following core principles:
- Red Tape is our love letter, our lifeblood, and our raison d'être.
- We believe in the sacred institution of pointless bureaucracy.
- Our motto is "Slow and Steady", not just because it sounds good, but because it really is the only way we do things.
- We value the art of making things harder, because it's good for everyone, really.
- We are not afraid of the letterhead.
Our team is a diverse group of individuals who share these values and are committed to making your experience as painful as possible. Meet them: