Our Scapegoats

Meet the team members who have been blamed for everything that has ever gone wrong.

• Bert
• Ernie
• Steve
• John

Our team's scapegoats are known for their impressive ability to take the blame for everything that goes wrong.

Bert is our top scapegoat, with a 99.9% chance of taking the blame.

Ernie is a close second, with a 98.7% chance of taking the blame.

Steve is our new guy, with a 90.1% chance of taking the blame.

John is our old guy, with a 85.6% chance of taking the blame.

Don't get us wrong, they're not all bad! They're just really good at being blamed.