The Great Napping Conspiracy
It's no secret: the world is run by nappers. The ones who can sleep the longest, the most efficiently, and the most convincingly, hold the most power.
The philosophy of napping is not just about resting your eyes; it's about recharging your soul. It's about finding that perfect balance between alertness and somnolence.
We at the Napping Institute are committed to spreading this knowledge far and wide. Join us, and together, we'll change the world... or at least, our afternoon schedules.