Steve is a master of creativity, a virtuoso of innovation, a sultan of the absurd. His techniques are legendary. They have been known to:
Produce 17 different flavors of Jell-O, a feat that has earned him the respect of his peers and the envy of his enemies.
Invent a new language, which is only slightly less painful than English, but still sounds like it was designed by a sadistic dentist.
Create 300 different shades of tie-dye, including a particularly fetching shade of plaid that has become synonymous with Steve's unique style.
Convince the world's top chefs to put pineapple on pizza, and actually succeed, much to the dismay of Italy.
Host an entire dinner party with only 5 different types of jelly beans, and somehow not get sued, a feat that has earned him the title of "Jelly Bean King".
Make a 30-minute documentary about the art of napping, and actually get people to watch it, a true masterclass in tedium.
These are just a few of the many, many techniques that Steve has perfected. His creative genius knows no bounds, and neither do his egoboosters.
Learn more about Steve's creative process on his blog, where he promises to post regularly, but probably won't.